welcome hungry hungry hypocrite
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Anonymous: Why not fall in love?

brianashanee:

I got shit to do

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

My problem is that I fall in love with words, rather than actions. I fall in love with ideas and thoughts, instead of reality. And it will be the death of me.
? Unknown (via punksnouis)

officialannakendrick:

when you feel the first cramp

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clamperl:

what type of currency do they use in outer space

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Young men need to be socialized in such a way that rape is as unthinkable to them as cannibalism.
? Mary Pipher, Reviving Ophelia (via wetforest)