Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels
w is not a vowel
? every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)
Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
? "You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)
A VERY SHORT RECAP (NOT REALLY A RECAP) OF TONIGHT’S EPISODE: